Dr. Cockroach Ph. D

((ooc: I forgot I wanted to do something with this guy for the dream virus. Sorry it's late!))

( Cut for length I guess )

Susan dear, I've made all the adjustments needed to your computer. Now if you use it and Monger tries to monitor what you're doing he'll just see a bunch of harmless websites, mostly featuring kittens and oddly delightful sayings. Much like this one:



Apparently they are quite the rage on the internet.

So feel free to say whatever you wish, though I would still be careful with how much you divulge. Not all people are so accepting, though this community we've stumbled upon does seem to hold many exceptions.

I suppose I should put this journal to good use now that I have it. I think it will actually be quite a convenience. Leaving my notes here will prove much easier and I won't have to worry about B.O.B or Link steal them since they only stole the old ones to keep score of their card games on paper.

Now let me see. I've a new project to work on now that Susan has arrived here. I suppose I should list the missing components I will need in order to start my experiments. I'm sure I'll have them all after a few meals.

More paper clips
rubber bands
string or wire
missing light bright pieces
suction cups (plastic darts possibly?)
Uranium (one should always be hopeful after all)

I think that should do it.